Dos Equis

November 07, 2008 By: erik Category: Family, News, Offspring 776 views

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Offspring UltrasoundIt has always seemed odd to me that, in the English language, we say “It’s a boy!”, or “It’s a girl!” Why not “She’s a girl!” or “He’s a boy!”? But then we say “It’s me,” when calling someone on the phone. In Spanish, they say “Soy yo,” conjugating the verb into the first person. Kind of a dumb tautological sentence in any language. But I digress…

The wave function has collapsed, the universe has bifurcated. The sex of the fetus has been observed.

The obstetrician at the local hospital is not nearly as friendly as someone dealing with nervous parents should be. She stares in silence at the monitor for a long long time before telling you anything. And the first terse nurse is worse, grunting towards a chair for us to sit down. The whole process could use some people skills. I asked if I could record some video of the ultrasound monitor and was ambiguously told, “Well, it’s supposed to be prohibited.”

They made us sign a paper that stated that, “Everything we tell you during this visit might be completely false and you cannot hold us to any of it,” before the procedure could begin. That’s always nice to hear. When one of Marga’s coworkers went there for her second ultrasound, the obstetrician looked for a while at the monitor, didn’t say anything, let her go home, and then called her the next day to inform her that her baby was dead. Sheesh. The hardest part of being a doctor is giving patients bad news, but that’s just plain cowardice. Whoever did that should be fired.

Needless to say, I was pleased to see a strong beating heart on the monitor.

The user interface of the ultrasound machine impressed me a lot. The obstetrician measured the skull and femur by pausing the video and dragging a dotted line around the screen like the marquis tool in Photoshop. Unfortunately, because the room was so dark, my camera couldn’t focus on the screen very well, but at least you can get a sense of what I was describing about how much more three-dimensional things look with the video as opposed to a still shot. I took about 10 minutes of video during the 30 minutes we were there, and I have trimmed it down to 90 seconds so as not to bore you all to death. The video starts with a beating heart, moves on to a good profile shot with mouth opening, then a good spinal cord angle, and finishes with some itty bitty legs and arms. The whole video fills me with a sense of claustrophobia and a desire to extend my arms and legs out of the fetal position. Check out the full leg extension kick the kid gives at the very end. Whack!

Offspring Ultrasound

Good-looking profile. But perhaps I’m biased.

I was going to tell you that the sex of my child is the 21st word of this post and make you work for it, but I don’t think I’ll be that mean. You can just check the last word instead. If you got it from the post title, I’ll buy you a Mexican beer. I considered “Roman Twenty” as well.

Marga and I are going to have a daughter.

 
  • Yay!

    (I’d be equally excited either way, of course.)

  • Yay! Girls rule.
    I wonder how she’ll react in later years when she finds out that you scored her first ever video appearance with Guns ‘n’ Roses?

  • No doubt GnR will be the most uncool music evar!!! and she’ll be completely mortified.

  • Congratulations to both of you. I am thrilled. At last I’ll be able to tell my nosey American friends the sex of the Spanish grandbaby. It does look as though she is smiling in the profile shot.

    Nothing worse than a terse nurse. I don’t care how many pregnancies they have seen they should still be encouraging and reassuring especially to first timers.

  • Aw. So nice to see your active, healthy girl moving around. Congratulations! I am so happy for you I could just burst.

    That makes me four for four in recent pregnancy predictions (not including my own baby, which I didn’t feel like I could predict).

  • I’d also like to mention how much it tickles me that you filmed the ultrasound and posted it on the internet. Nerrrrrrrd.

  • And you thought my child would have to wait until birth before being posted on the internet…

  • Sorry ’bout the bad experience.

    You will soon be odd man out in the house.

  • That is the best looking fetus I have seen all day. Maybe even all week.

  • Nice site you have here Erik. Found quite a few interesting post ^^.

    Found your site after google’ing my own name to see what kinda of nasty surprises I would get 😛

    Cheers from Norway =D

    Regards,
    Erik Rasmussen

  • dos equis… yes! congratulations…. girls are the best!

  • I am so pleased for you both. Words fail me.