Wild Arms

January 19, 2010 By: erik Category: Funny, Offspring, Videos 102 views

thumbJust like she’s particularly sweet after her breakfast in the morning, Nora’s pretty cute after her dinner in the evening and before bed. Her sleepiness gives her a drunken wildness that’s very funny. This video was recorded on January 5, 2010. [Have you noticed how hard it is not to hit that zero key twice in a row when typing the year?] The pair of green pajamas you see here, which I call her Space Monkey Suit, has now been retired, as it is now too small and she’s worn a hole in one heel from kicking the floor so much.
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Interview With A Nine-Month-Old

January 15, 2010 By: erik Category: Offspring, Videos 256 views

thumbRight after breakfast, Nora is most attentive and generally content with life. So I decided to interview her one morning. She’s not a big talker. Frankly, I don’t think even Jack Bauer could get any information out of her. But she does exhibit her two latest tricks in this video. The first is the tongue clicking, which we jokingly refer to as “calling a donkey”. The second is shaking her head from side to side, as if to say “No”. The latter ability is endless fun for the adults around her, who can pose all sorts of yes/no questions, to which she will surely answer in the negative, as she does not yet know how to nod.
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$50 for a link

January 14, 2010 By: erik Category: Internet, Marketing, Weird 174 views

thumbThe other day I received an email asking me to link one word in one of my posts to a website. In exchange, they offered me $50 per year. Now, my ad revenue from Google AdSense is about $7/month or $84/year. If someone (not you, Mr. SEO Marketer!) offered me $50/year to put a large bold ad on every page, I might consider it. But one ad hyperlink on one word on one post? No problem!

To be honest, I was a little doubtful, but I added the link and replied that I would remove it if I didn’t receive $50 in my PayPal account within 24 hours. Sure enough, the next day, there was a big fat Ulysses sitting in my PayPal account. Awesome.
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January 14, 2010 By: erik Category: Offspring, Videos 57 views

thumbWhat you are about to see is a first person view of what happens to most objects in our home. First they get noticed, then they get tasted. Of course if it’s an object like a remote control, a mobile phone, or a camera that Daddy is holding and staring into the viewfinder, the interest is piqued even quicker. Luckily she didn’t manage to lick the actual lens, but she got close. So if you ever wondered what it’s like to get eaten by a 9-month-old, here it is…in HD!
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Bored on the Couch

January 13, 2010 By: erik Category: Offspring, Videos 64 views

thumbWhat follows is a video I recorded on December 5, 2009, which would make Nora 8 months and 11 days old. It’s rather a boring video, and, to be honest, if it was your kid, I probably wouldn’t watch it all the way through. But it’s very representative of what it’s been like to spend time with Nora over the last month. She sits up, looks around, looks for things to play with, sometimes gets tired and lies down, babbles, complains, and is generally as cute as a button. I have recorded and posted it mostly for my future self to be able to look back and remember exactly how she was at 8 months old.
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Focusing Your Attention

January 12, 2010 By: erik Category: Geeky, Photoshop 95 views

Bishops and Pawns (crop)After my recent splash back into the tilt-shifting pool, my Photoshop muse has been working on ways to focus a photograph viewer’s attention to a particular part of the photograph using, well, focus. While what follows are technically fake tilt-shift effects, the aim in choosing the photographs and choosing the focal depth of each image was not only to make the subjects look miniature, but to draw your attention. All the photographs are mine, plucked from my photo library. I highly recommend viewing them all larger than they appear here, as they are much more impressive large.
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Drop Shadow Fail

January 11, 2010 By: erik Category: Colindres, Funny, Geeky, Photos, Photoshop 197 views

Drop Shadow FailMy little town has two photographer shops and two framing shops. In both, the shop windows are filled with examples of their work that has recently been finished and is waiting to be picked up. The main frame (computer joke) shop is right downtown and I walk by there every day. Usually they have certificates, caricatures, cross-stitched scenes, puzzles, and occasionally a painting or two. Yesterday, as I was glancing at what my fellow townspeople were having framed that day, my brain registered that there was something very wrong about one particular certificate. The text reads, “Second prize, shop window competition, 2009”. See if you can spot what’s wrong.
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It snowed. Kind of.

January 11, 2010 By: erik Category: Colindres, Photos 32 views

Snowy ColindresThe evening news lately, with footage from all over Europe, has resembled the March of the Penguins or Never Cry Wolf. In other words, I always end up feeling colder after I watch the news than before it starts. Down here at sea level, we almost never get any snow, but on Saturday night we finally did. When I woke up on Sunday morning, this is the view that I beheld upon opening the blinds.
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Pre-Bedtime Silliness

January 08, 2010 By: erik Category: Offspring, Videos 40 views

thumbNormally Nora is at her most adorable right after waking up and having her breakfast bottle, but sometimes, just before bed, she gets a drunken silliness about her that makes it a blast to be around her. The video that follows was shot on December 16th, the last night that my parents were visiting. I’m hardly unbiased, but I think it’s pretty cute, especially the giggle around 1:27. She was like this for at least a half hour that night.
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Shuttle Tilting

January 08, 2010 By: erik Category: Geeky, Photos, Photoshop, Science, USA 74 views

Endeavor Tilt-Shift (crop)I’ve always been fond of photographs of the space shuttle. There’s something truly magnificent about a space-bound rocket sitting on the launch pad. It saddens me that the shuttle era will come to and end this year. I just hope its successor doesn’t take too long to get off the ground, so to speak. When I saw some photos of the roll-out of STS-130 yesterday, I selected a couple as good tilt-shifting candidates. Below I present to you the results.
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