Crib Noises – Nocturnal Haiku

June 08, 2009 By: erik Category: Funny, Musings 136 views

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Scream of agony.
Distant flatulent thunder.
Sigh of happiness.

Caring for a baby does wonders for reminding you of what is important in life, namely a well-functioning digestive system. With your vicariously clean slate, the big high-level concerns of adult life become muted and you can enjoy the simple pleasures of consumption and excretion at the bottom of the pyramid.